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Nursing Home Date: Sent Thursday, August 3, 2023 Category: None

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I work in a nursing home, and one morning I was helping a gentleman who was particularly hard to wake get ready for breakfast. As I coaxed him to sit up, he fixed his twinkling blue eyes on my face and said, "My, you're pretty! Have I asked you to marry me yet?"

"No you haven't," I replied.

"Good," he said, "because I could not put up with this every morning!"

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