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God and Adam Date: Sent Thursday, September 14, 2023 Category: None

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God and Adam were hanging out in the garden of Eden and God noticed that Adam was a little lonely.

God finally came to Adam and said, "Adam, you have everything that you could need right here in the garden and out of the animals that I have created for you to fellowship with, but it has come to my attention that you still seem lonely. I want you to be perfectly happy with my provisions for you. So here is what I will do. I will create a perfect creature for you. You will love this creature and be totally enraptured with her, and desire nothing as much as will desire her except for me. You will live forever in happiness and joy here in the garden and your relations will always be enjoyable to each other. The only thing, is that it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam thinks for awhile and finally says, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"

Received from Joseph Grigsby.