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Playing Poker
Date: Sent Tuesday, September 12, 2023
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Rating: 4.11/5 (46 votes)
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Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and ask, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

Goldberg says, "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door. The wife answers and ask what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife.

"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.

Received from Pat Miller.


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